You have transgressed so often and for so long that you have driven me to my limits, and now I find I have no other choice but to exercise my ultimate weapon. Yes, that’s right: now I’m going to get arrested. Yes, you heard me correctly. No, I’m not bluffing. That’s right, mister: you don’t think I’ll do it, do you? You think this is just some idle threat?! No! I am serious: now I am mad. Now I am going to get arrested.
Yup. Then you’ll be sorry. You may think you’re in a strong position, what with police armed with handguns and tasers and handcuffs and police vehicles and courts and cells, but I have an ability which counters this. Come at me with your police! I will deftly parry your attack with my strength: I will get arrested. Just you watch.
